BOOTY PADS.... EERRRRMMM!!!!! YES BOOTY PADS!!!!!

Well times have changed really fast, clearly your no longer attractive or an"it" girl if you walk around the streets of whichever village/city/ghetto your from with no ass... 

If you can not afford the ass implants like the nicki minaj's and all, you have the option of simply buying the easily available booty pads, yes you heard me, even our very own miss beyonce cannot do without them... SMH!